I didn't get to post yesterday because I worked late.  Trust me when I say work was CRAZY.  You know how you have those days at work.  It wasn't a hard day at work (I mean my work is never really hard) but it was long and tedious.  There were a lot of treatments to do and the patients just needed a lot of attention.  Then when I got home I just wanted to have some fun.  My boy told me that he wasn't allowed to watch TV or play with toys the rest of the night.  My wife goes to school at night and I get the kids all to myself for a couple hours before they go to bed.  I asked my boy why Mom said that he couldn't play with toys or watch TV.  He said "Never mind dad I was just kidding.  Mom didn't really say that.  I was just playin' with you."  That made me think that she really did tell him that he couldn't play with toys.  I asked him what he was supposed to do and he said homework.  We ended up playing Nerf guns for about an hour.  I was the bad guy, my boy was the Marine, and my daughter was the person he was saving (that's the way he wanted it).  When I was shooting at my daughter I asked Zan-man why he was blocking the bullets and his response, "I didn't want to get shot."  I tried to tell him that Marines should take bullets for the people that they are protecting and I tried telling him that that is what I would do and again he gives a great response, "Dad, that isn't very smart."  How can you argue with that.
So my Zan-man quote of the day is this:
"Dad, if you shoot me one more time I am going to rip up all the darts and break my gun, then throw it in the trash and you'll have to buy me a new one.  Do you want me to do that?"